Posts Tagged ‘internet’
What did people do before the internet? I’m guessing they got a reasonable amount of sleep and accomplished their goals. Must have been magical.
You got cats in my camera! You got cameras in my cat! Look, email!
Also, if you have an iPad I have a bunch of new books available in the iBookstore including a free copy of Maximumble #1!
Do people see doctors more often now because they think their problems are more serious? I imagine when a bunch of doctors get together they must have endless stories of people coming to see them with incorrectly self diagnosed problems.
I’m starting to wonder if my cat allergies have started to subside. It’s been a few years since my last attack but I still go over to houses with cats in them. Maybe I should pet one for awhile and then rub my eyes really hard. As long as I have a backup driver to get me home.
“That Jason guy always finishes downloading films into his head before anyone else! You gotta stay away from him on movie release day. He’s always full of spoilers!”
This is why I don’t have any magazine subscriptions anymore. The only time I read them was in the bathroom. When I was a kid I memorized the patterns in the paint on the wall in front of me.
Sudden contact with people you haven’t seen for 20 years can be a bit jarring. Especially when they are people you may otherwise have never thought about again. I’m guessing this is different for newer generations. They don’t get a break to forget. They are followed forever.
I am constantly sabotaging my future self. “I have a 7 hour drive tomorrow, I should probably get to bed early. Oh cool, Lord of the Rings movie marathon! I’ve never watched these with commercial breaks before!”