I am constantly sabotaging my future self. “I have a 7 hour drive tomorrow, I should probably get to bed early. Oh cool, Lord of the Rings movie marathon! I’ve never watched these with commercial breaks before!”
Posts Tagged ‘internet’
I really don’t know where duck face came from. The first few times it was just sort of weird. Then it kept happening over an over. I started getting scared. I switched my computer off and haven’t used the internet since.
I stand at my desk. I have a laptop off to my side at about waist high and a second monitor in front of me. Whenever I do some sort of video chat I use the camera built in to the laptop. Consequently the people I’m chatting with see the side of my head and the ceiling. For some reason this makes people uneasy.
I never realize I have this problem until I open that final tab that squishes them all one final time where I loose the icons. Then I start clicking through them. “Nope, need that one… need it, need that, ooh! (watches cat video) keep that one…” An hour later I finally find a tab I can close. 5 minutes after that I open a new tab and start all over.
Apart from burning my tongue on molten hot lava pizza sauce, I think I’ve suffered the most self inflicted food injuries from tortilla chips. Occasionally one will flip exactly the wrong way and stab the roof of my mouth. I’ll jam one into my gums, stab my tongue or even miss my mouth altogether and draw blood from my cheek. Mostly though it’s the repeated slicing into the corners of my mouth over and over. It’s a sensitive area to be dragging salted sandpaper across.