“Listen to me. You need to stop poking the dog with your race car or there will be consequences! For both of us!”
Posts Tagged ‘kids’
I sometimes wonder how long it will be before his knowledge of technology outpaces mine. Will I someday be calling him with tech support questions? Will he have to stop by my place every time the dog needs to be rebooted?
“What is he doing? That’s not right! You have to hold the rattle down here on the handle. It’s too muffled if you grip it at the bulb! Everyone knows this!”
Hey I’m moving! For real! While I’m busy putting things in boxes and playing 3D-Tetris with them some really cool people are helping me out by drawing some comics for you!
Today’s strip is by Christopher Baldwin of Spacetrawler!
I hated the “You have to finish the box that’s already open!” rule.
“But mom, I hate that old cereal now! It tastes horrible! I can’t even look at that dang rabbit without feeling nauseous!”
It can be a small sword. A handy telescope. But most importantly, a fart sound megaphone. Most important.
Star Wars was one of my favorite movies as a kid. I watched it all the time off a tape I made when it played on TV. In 1997 the “Special Edition” was released in theaters with updated effects and other changes. I left the theater amazed at how many differences there were. I later found out that a lot of the things I was amazed at were always in the film but cropped out of the square TV formatted version I was used to.
These electronic toys are neat but would it kill the manufacturers to put a freaking low volume switch on them? There are some that are so loud and easy to trigger that I have no choice but to sabotage them in the night. Maybe they were more tolerable when I was a kid because the sound chips could only hold a second or so of sound. Now they screech on for a full minute at a press.
When I was a kid car alarms actually drew attention to themselves. Now people walk right past a screaming car without even turning their head. I think some people sleep inside them as the alarm is blaring away.